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Last Updated: 28.06.2025 05:53

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Freaks and Cheeks
So, the docs changed it to read
No go.
Just Forget it!
Still no good
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This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
Nuts and Butts
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
No, not a chance
Thumbs down again.
Why do many women in Turkey prefer to date blacks as a lover?
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
They put up a sign reading
Next, they tried...
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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Still no good.
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Another attempt resulted in ...
What is the cost of living in Sweden as a family?
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Hysterias & Posteriors
Then came..
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share office space ...
No way
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
So they tried
Unacceptable again!
Everyone loved it.